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    Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
    Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
    Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"
    Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
    I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
    "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
    Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"
    Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
    Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
    Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
    This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
    he went straight to his mother crying.
    Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"
    The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."

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    A golfer is having a great round but hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.

    As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign?
    It says, 'Private Property - Stay Out!'

    The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That's my ball over
    there. May I have it, please?

    The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now!

    The golfer looks at the man and says, "I think I understand.

    He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard as well.

    The man says, "What did you do that for?"

    The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman, Sir, and I believe
    every prick should have two balls."
    Got told to follow my dreams , so I am going back to bed

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    A woman was playing a round of golf when she was struck by a ball between the first and second hole. She was rushed off to the hospital where the doctor said "That doesn't leave much room for a band-aid"

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    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

    She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

    “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

    “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

    “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

    “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
    Got told to follow my dreams , so I am going back to bed

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